I never got a name
Motherly love is like a spring rain, soundless lubrication, long distant.
Grand Canyon is series of deep long cuts in rock.
Did you know that someone took away the only thing I loved? Something very bad.
Here’s another selfie of me and the reason is that something has gone horribly wrong
you guys ever like i’m yo venus, im yo body- lord lobatti. how doesw it go. how does the ritual go?
Clown gorkl with clowns’ hair
Danny Tamberelli (aka Little Pete), Brian, myself, and Brett at February’s installment of our Macaulay Culkin Show at Shea Stadium BK Sunday.
The Mac Show is my favorite thing that I’ve ever done and I am infinitely proud and grateful of my boys and I, all the incredible performers, and he World’s warmest audience that we are graced with. Comedy is so important to me and I finally feel like I’ve found my place. Sappy stuff, but truth is real and not fake.
how do I get over a boy
Looking for Dan Kaufman’s dick
"I gave you a boner and this is what I get in return?” she asked indignantly. She threw the diamond necklace in the trash. She wasn’t going to let him buy her love. There was only one thing in this world that she wanted him to give her and that was a boner of her own. She had spent so much of her life giving boners, but never getting them. If he truly loved her, he would have to prove it by giving her the biggest boner of her life.